Broke and other useless comments

Okay, I had a whole bunch of ideas for blog posts today but I’m now going on 56 hours without sleep and I didn’t write them down. So I’m just going to write whatever the hell pops into my head. Okay? Fan-frikkin-tastic.

On a personal note, I’m broke. Again. I really wish I wasn’t always poor, but it’s really hard for me to get a job right now and I’m simply awful at poker. Unlike my brother who’s averaging about 50 euro a day playing a fucking card game online. Oh life, how thou dost mock me. To try and rectify this situation from the only place that seems willing to cut me any kind of slack I’m drawing attention to the advertisement page which now has a Donate button. I know I’m pretty much begging here, but I’m almost definitely going to be out of a home come September, so I need food money. Shelter is something I can take care of,  food not so much. If you donate, shoot me an email and I’ll see if there’s anything I can do to repay you.

Also, college is about to start back up in a few weeks (two or three I believe) so I should have a lot more personal stuff to write about, as well as fuel for any stories I decide to write. Like this one. I enjoy dabbling in the creative writing arena. As I’ve said before I’m working on writing a novel. It’s kind of stagnated at the moment, but I hope to rectify that situation.

In other news you may be more interested in, I happened to stumble upon this (via Stumbleupon). Now, I know reading that you probably thought “WOW! That’s the best that guy could come up with?” Well hold thy tongue! I happen to have a cat, and I know for a fact that cats are both evil enough and smart enough to do exactly what that man is saying his cat did. Except my cat. My cat is an overweight fatty who cannot climb trees. Or rather she can climb up them but then gets stuck and we have to get the ladder and help her down.

I’m joking, by the way. Humour, ha.

And finally some good news! They’ve found a new strain of HIV! Isn’t that just…wait….Oh for fucks sake. It seems that we are rather quickly losing this war against disease. I also out just recently that there’s a suspected breakout of the Bubonic Plague. Y’know, the Black Death. Well it’s been found on the west coast of America. HIV in Africa, Plague in America and Swine Flu just fucking everywhere I’m buying myself an airtight filtration mask. And if someone so much as sneezes in my vicinity I’ll set them on fire.

Also joking. Humour, ha.

Stay safe.