A pounding head and a splitting headache.

This is just going to be one of those days. I can already tell. As a result, I apologise for what I’m about to write. It’s going to be moaning and bitching for a couple of hundred words. I’ll make it up to you somehow.

First off, I’d like to apologise for not having anything worthwhile to post today. No rhetoric about the human condition or condemning some moron. I’m in no mood to post anything that requires an excessive amount of thought, and probably in no condition to either. So instead I shall instead alert you to a few things which have been bugging me lately, and I’d like to just get it all out in the open.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m somniphobic (google it). This basically means getting to sleep is a real issue for me and leads to me getting four hours sleep in three days. I’m kind of stuck in a pit of excessive aggressiveness and irritation when this happens, torn between complaining about how little sleep of gotten, and being really tired (pretty much what I’m doing now) and yet being totally unwilling to actually go to sleep to do anything about it. It’s a wonder people can put up with me at all when I get like this.

Now, over the past week things have been getting pretty bad. I’m totally and utterly broke, and the lovely people I live with are threatening to kick me out. Something about being a “bad influence”. Basically, my younger brother had the proverbial “one too many” and made a mess of his carpet, and somehow it’s my fault, even though I always come back earlier than him and in a sober condition. Life’s a bitch eh? Combined with another spurt of nightmares and creepy dreams which come and go I’m in a pretty rough spot.

I guess it says something about me when I open up to the internet and not to actual human beings in person. Anyway, onto stuff you probably give a crap about.

I will be going to France next week and won’t be coming back until the 1st of July. Never fear though, I’ll have some posts prepped and ready to be auto-posted while I’m away. The usual days, Monday-Wednesday-Friday. So you’ll still get your dose of my wit and groaning. As soon as I come back I should have some nice stories to tell you.

I’ve also resolved to write a novel. Originally I wanted to do a graphic novel or webcomic, but my art skills are signifigantly below par, so a novel will have to do for now. I’ll let you know more as it comes.

And that’s it. To make up for the sub-par and somewhat depressing post, I present a man with inhuman dancing skills.